Alpha-Nuva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Grand Theft Awesome]

Quite an epic movie!

First of all, let me say that you imitated Egoraptor's style flawlessly, what with the whole simultaneously talking and comical pacing.

I've never personally played GTA4, but I've heard it's mad good. The satire seems to fit the aspects of the game I've heard like a cock in a pussy. The whole dissatisfaction of Niko's hopes in America were funny, too. I loved the accent, especially the way he said "ass." By far the best part was the cop at the end. Talk about narrating a kill.

And as always, a good Egoraptor-esque film always ends with the MGS "Oh fuck, they found me" noise, which was comically elevated as it kept rising in pitch.

5/5; 10/10

[Owls]

Meh...

I hate to rain on everyone's parade, but I must give my honest opinion.

I will admit that the art and animation was pleasing to my eyes. The whole thing flowed very nicely and the song was well-synced to the animation.

Yet, when it came to the opera part, the hilarity dropped. Sure the whole concept owls' omniscience was entertaining as they stole away inside gravy cans and dressing rooms, but the beavers bit was obviously the author trying to hard to think of something random. It was just completely out of place.

4/5; 8/10.

TheWeebl responds:

what could beaver be another word for?

[Elastic Guys]

Interesting idea....

The whole elasticity concept is very interesting. You normally don't think about stick figures extending beyond their current limits. Kinda reminds me of Mr. Fantastic. Anyways, the fluidity was nice and the sounds were well-synced as was the choreography of fighting. However, the beginning was a tad repetitive with the predictable changing of the tide. Orange > Black > Orange > Black. I was glad when it changed up a bit when the battle was taken to the air.

Good job. I was considering removing a star due to amount of apparent effort, time, and repetition, but this is very deserving of a ten score, being that it's so original.

5/5; 10/10 - Hope to see more from you.

DikkopStudios responds:

Omg thanks man. I like big reviews. Especially big reviews and a 10 as score :D
U make awesome stuff too btw

[Madness Incendation]

Utterly terrible...

Nothing else left to say except that the whole thing was choppy, save Smotezs' and Snowblade's parts. Aside from them, I want to personally state that you are giving Madness a bad name.

The criticism I'll give is to keep practicing before you submit something. You guys aren't ready for Madness animations, let alone make a collab. Watch some quality tutorials before you make more stuff. Because of you guys, we QUALITY animators get a bad rep.

[More Brawl Taunts]

Much better than the last...

Glad you did submit it. lol.

The first one wasn't anything special. The jokes were too predictable and unfunny. However, this did set the stage for this one. Recurring jokes like the Big Gay Dance and Weegee were hilarious as were your new ones. By far the best part was when ROB cuts off Fox. It was unbelievably well-played as a diversion from Fox's statement.

I really thought that the Snake part was pretty dumb, though. The whole "banging" was just not funny in any way. And, out of all the memes I've heard of, I've never heard of the damage percentage one. However, that's my fault, not yours.

Voting 5.

[Indiada Jodes]

I chuckled a bit...

Unlike Iron Man, I did not see the movie this was parodying. However, this is definitely of higher quality than your previous flash movie. I loved the recurring jokes in this, as well as the more differentiated, but still managed to obviously show the common voice actor's tone. My only gripe is the ending. As was Iron Bad's ending, the whole musical finale didn't work, but that's just my opinion. Good job. The explosion from the epicness of this movie sent fragments of glass into my thing.

[StickDude Killing Arena 4]

You've outdone yourself this time.

Personally, the intro wasn't too well-paced and didn't contain anything shocking except for slightly revamped blast/ smoking gun effects. However, when the 3d came in, I knew this was going to be great. The guns, effects, art, and 3D combined formed an excellent concoction for a plot (or rather, a lack of one, if you don't consider random violence to be one) that it fit well with.

You know you're good at this when you receive a review like this from a stick hater.