Alpha-Nuva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cruelty]

Great for the first try!

Your first submission wasn't too bad. It was well-animated and had a good moral. (Quite a difference from Black Cock Down. LOL) Anyway, just checking this out. Good luck on ME5SE.

Splurgle responds:

Lol. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SE is a secret!

[Madness Mafia Massacere]

I wish to severe my eyes from my optic nerves

Wow, you really have no talent at all. You used a 12 fps frame rate apparently, it was extremely choppy, and it was pointless. And a Mafia clone army? First, this had nothing to do with the Mafia. Go read a book on the Brooklyn mob to learn about the Mafia. Second, Mafia and clone army don't mix. That's like putting Star Wars in the Godfather. It's awkward and just doesn't work. Third, you completely copied Madness Combat. This was pointless and horribly made. It's not too hard to make a decent Madness Movie. I'm making one and it's coming out way better than this. Just because you're eleven years old and you can't animate doesn't mean we should pity you. If you can't make a good animation, don't submit it to NewGrounds just so you can be idolized by your friends for a large piece of crap. We've already got enough horrible Madness movies on NewGrounds. Go watch Madness Elimination or Maximum Ninja and learn from them before you make another animation.

Wyattfilms responds:

I know Butload s about the mafia but I had nothing better to do and this my second animation so stfu im 14 and If you like complaining about me so mutch then go to the hatemail forum on my site and comenst to cussing me off

[voilence n'such]

Violent.

The blood was horrible, but the other graphics were pretty good. There were some funny parts in the stick violence movie. However, the Madness end was bad. You looped and reflected the scenes. It wasn't too well done. You get a 6.

[madness last stand]

No. Just, no.

Graphics: Way too many gradients, you used Kai's sprites instead of your own (that's lazy), too many movie clips, very choppy, horrible backgrounds and perspective, that head, so misplaced, on the side of the intro screen... Need I go on?

Style: This didn't really make sense. It had no solid plot.

Sound: Music was used from Depredation. Good music, but it seemed better than the animation itself.

Violence: Killing was done horribly. Still, it's Madness violence.

Interactivity: Only a Play button?

Humor: I yawned.

Overall: You better have a etter second installment, because that will be two animation composed of fail you've made. Make a plot, don't use 12 fps, make smooth motions, make better graphics, and use less gradients, because it looked like there were two red lights outside, the happened to be placed, when viewed from the window, in the center of the window view.

Also, don't make fun of Chaos or NinjaPoo. They are way better animators than you. You apparently haven't seen their stuff. And Anti-Clock Day was way better than this, man.

matt2k7 responds:

ok

[Madness: Insanity Breach]

Better than others

Graphics: Bodies were good. Heads should have had a 3/4 view. Blood sucked. wounds werw worse. Backgrounds were OK. The animation wasn't choppy, but it looked like it was tweened. Too many movie clips were used, too.

Style: No real plot and it's the same basic, find-and-kill-parody-style Madness. Also, humorous kills are getting a little old now, especially when done bad. Only if they're funny, I'd give 'em a good rating.

Sound: I dunno. My speakers ain't working, but I'm guessing you did a good job.

Violence: High kill count, low quality or cliche deaths.

Interactivity: Only a play button? Come on!

Humor: Not funny at all.

Overall: Your tribute was much better than many others. It's funny how people submit some crap like Madness: Counter Assault, but they don't submit other high quality videos like Madness 1337.

[Madness Parody 2!]

Badly animated, but funny.

Graphics: The heads were too small, the female Madness characters weren't too well done, blood was poor, too many bad free transforming, prostrate character movements, and you copied too many graphics from Madness Interactive

Style: This was a more of an everyday life movie. But it was kinda pointless.

Sound: Too little sound and music.

Violence: What? Like five kills? RRRRRRRR! FAIL!

Interactivity: Play and Scene Select? Good.

Humor: VERY FUNNY! If it had good animation to go with it, this would've been a 10.

Overall: Kinda iffy. You've got great humor, but your animations are sucky.

[The Return of Breadman]

What a transition!

Over a few years you went from this to Project IV. Kudos.

[Madness Xmas Special 2]

Hank got his Christmas Pie, eh?

Graphics: Great job on the elves, guns, gunrail and backgrounds. The animation was also pretty smooth.

Style: It's Christmas, but it's great. And the story was well told, even without speaking. Nothing seemed awkward. It seemed to flow along well.

Sound: Great use of music and sound. 10'd.

Violence: Madness violence is unequalled. 10'd.

Interactivity: At least you put a play button.

Humor: Pie? Pie is always funny.

Overall: This is an old work, but it's still better than many tributes in NG.

[Weapons of Angels 3]

Worse

Graphics: Graphics got better. Backgrounds were more linear and neat. Detail was better and movements were more life-like. However, you overused moveclips. That shows poor quality.

Style: Made no sense. "I am the final weapon." I can't even start about how gay and confusing that sounds. AND WTF was with the ending and those saurian creatures?

Sound: Still, not too good.

Violence: Good kill count, but the kills were too cliche.

Interactivity: Website, first episode, second episode, play button. What the hell, you get an 8.

Humor: Blah.

Overall: This was worse than the second.

[Weapons of Angels 2]

This was blah.

Graphics: Graphics got better and movements were more lifelike. The guns, however had no blowback and everything seemed to badly drawn or too linear, like the broken blade. The two "guards" also seemed to be lethargic in their movements, like marionettes.

Style: At least you're not copying Star Wars anymore. But Bunnykill traces still linger. The "gifts" seem to be very out of place. Also, WTF was the deal with that "God"-like character? Your style is VERY VERY awkward.

Sound: No guns sounds. Only blades. Also, the music wasn't too good in the beginning. The end it was fine, but not the beginning.

Violence: I dunno if that was blood, but something came out of the dead guys. Your kill count went up, too.

Humor: Nothing. I repeat, NOTHING!, was funny.

Overall: Not much of an improvement.