Alpha-Nuva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dad?]

Feel the enlightenment!

Epic. Pure sex. No, ultraseXX.

But seriously, I laughed my ass off. BTW, are you gonna use my ideas?

HeckXX responds:

:D lolthanks

Um, and your ideas were? get on msn.
:O

[Madness Agitation 2]

Way better!

This was win.

Deuce: Loved your new style (I've reconsidered), animation was smooth (FBF and movements) and I loved the flipped part.

Anima: A little choppy, but I loved those furry brown guys. They made me lol. Graphics and animation were quite good.

Ninja: Very smooth. The hotdog dudes were a nice touch. In one part the feet moved too fast, but other than that, it was epic win.

Splurgle: Though I didn't like your new style, I loved the other graphics such as the weapons and blood. Everything you draw has such detail and excellent shading. The last part where he smiled was purdy funny too.

Scrimpy: Since Destination, you've improved a LOT. Though not very good, the animation was decent. And Christian Bale always makes it funny.

Ace: Er... Nice character. '.' LOL

Overall, I think this did better than Agitation 1, but I have a few complaints.

I want the bios page. This is the second time I have been asked for my bio and now there's no page for it. Also, what happened to Darkslider's piece? He was using Giovanni. :(

ACE-Corn responds:

"Ace: Er... Nice character. '.' LOL"

XD

[[Madness]Repploussation]

Lemme tell you guys something.

This was the best animation EVER!

No, not really. Matt, I thought you said you got better since M:LS. This absolutely sucked. Not as bad as Last Stand, but still pretty bad. The frame rate seemed pretty low, graphics were distorted, spelling and grammar needed help, the movements were horrible, and there were no original graphics.

You really need to practice before you want something to not add to the horrible Madness flashes on NG.

Also, Slipz and Hollowbullet are way better animators than you. Don't insult them.

cashleycool responds:

alpha matt did'nt make this i made it i just co'ed him and u should see some of his previews they rock

[Madness: Offal]

Under decent

Not too good. Btw, THIS TOOK YOU THREE HOURS TO MAKE?! Madness Toon took me 2 hours and it has more than this!

ACE-Corn responds:

Alpha, It took me three hours on and off, talking to you, working on Agitation, talking to tomfitz, then going to breakfast. Not three hours straight.

[-Annihilation-]

This was annhiliation to several of my brain cells

Graphics: Kai sucks. You made none of your own guns, and there were so many missing graphics. SE better be better.

Style: No plot, this is clearly unfinished. Also, where are the credits? Oh, and a horrible first screen. I suggest better quality, man.

Sound: Good. I liked to music. Sound effects were well used too.

Violence: Violence and blood was good, but the blood was obviously not made by you. Would've been better if it was better-animated.

Interactivity: N/A

Humor: Yawn.

Overall: This was OK. Not amazing but not too bad. You've improved since Absolation, but you're not too good with FBF and movements. Work harder, use onions, and stop being lazy.

Also, if you delete this or begin to cry because you can't handle a good, honest review (seriously, I'm a harsh, but amazing critic), then you should animate or submit this to a site where people can review it.

Oh and telling me to "stfu and cry to my 'mummy.'" is just about the worst complaint you've ever made, so I hope this makes you refrain from doing so.

slipz10 responds:

no, actually im not critisized this was a well understanding review,no credits, as it wouldnt let me, missing symbols, said symbol not loaded for some reson,SE stand for special edition so its bound to be good

[Tribute to matt2k7]

Excuse me, WTF?

That sucked. No matter how much bulletclock fails, this was horribly animated and a waste of time and space. You guys fail worse than him.

P.S. Isn't it funny that you guys were the only reviewers?

Heil responds:

all the other reviews got deleted like yours will be because you fail at reviewing you fucking faggot

[Madness Unbreakable 2]

Definitely breakable

This was just as I expected. The movements were prostrate, the graphics shifted, too many ripped graphics, same, basic, non-original Madness plot, etc.

You also overused too many sound effects and the music ended early. The V-cam? Oh, don't even get me started on how bad that was. I suggest you practice more. You've got potential, but you're not using it.

hollowbullet responds:

K thanks for the review good luck with Redn ess I'm gonna try in MU3 to build on the story some more and graphics.

[Box Head ep.1]

WTF?

Ninja's right. That looks just like Deuce's. What was it called, Odd World? Anyway, it's still awesome. The addition of that guy with the box for a head was well-animated. Good job on Onerosity, by the way. Keep up the good work!

JimmyDot responds:

hey man

[Madness Onerosity]

WOW! WOW!

Graphics: Things were a bit fast at the end, but the detail was amazing, your 3-D was awesome and the blood was great. There's much more, but I doin't want to make my review so long.

Style: It was kind of cliche when you explained what was going on (Jebus tests Jimmy after he revived him). Also, you killed Jebus. I don't understand why he'd test him if he'd kill him. Ayways, everything else was great, in the storyline.

Sound: Too loud, man. But it was well-synched.

Violence: How many kills? I didn't count, but was it 70? 80?

Interactivity: N/A

Humor: This wasn't intended for the funny, but I got a kick out of a few things.

Overall: I thought this was simply restricted to MC.net. When I saw that it was on Newgrounds I almost screamed. I started to compare it to the old one. You added the giant zombie fighting Jimmy, the 3-D room, and everything after the screen says "Pac's turn." I really thought this was incredible, Jimmy. Can't wait for MO:3 or whatever you're going to call it.

JimmyDot responds:

13three7 is the official name.

[South Park Madness Teaser]

Uh...

No. Just... no.

The animation was choppy and tweened apparently, the graphics were bad, the guy looked like he was fucking someone when he walked, and the characters, though they were detailed, didn't fit the style you gave them. I also couldn't understand a goddamn thing they said. Ingram, this fails.

WonkyTonkBotty responds:

The teaser might, but the full thing doesn't. And it's coming from someone with more flash than you, so you don't really have a say...sorry.