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Alpha-Nuva

Oh yeah. I has cat.

Posted by Alpha-Nuva Sep. 1, 2008 @ 1:37 AM EDT

I've had a cat since Thursday, I do believe. My mom is reluctant to have one, so it's only been to my house a couple times. Alternately, it stays at my aunt's house.

With the help of friends, I've named her Meryl. Alternate names included Theodorus Maximus IV, Niggouerpants, Nomster, and Houdini.

And here she is. Oh yeah, Marc (AKA the guy from Lucky Charms Faggot) is filming.

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44 Comments

Sep. 1, 2008 | 5:36 AM Nuttro says:

cats are soo awesome... when they are little

Sep. 1, 2008 | 12:45 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

yeah, when they get older, they're not as ADD.


Sep. 1, 2008 | 10:28 AM KingApple says:

So, your the one playing with the Meryl then?

Sep. 1, 2008 | 12:45 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

yeah


Sep. 1, 2008 | 10:48 AM DriftLV1 says:

My cat's are evol o-O

Sep. 1, 2008 | 12:46 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

That sucks.


Sep. 1, 2008 | 12:44 PM Dast says:

I have 4 dogs :C

Sep. 2, 2008 | 10:58 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

i have one cat C:


Sep. 1, 2008 | 1:43 PM Doregushin says:

They're good and all, but be weary of the cat hair.

Sep. 2, 2008 | 10:57 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

Not the worst problem. =)


Sep. 1, 2008 | 1:58 PM Delamortes says:

aaaaw how cute

Sep. 2, 2008 | 10:58 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

indeeds


Sep. 1, 2008 | 3:05 PM krumpingkatie says:

Nomster, lol.

Play with the pussy. NAUW.

Sep. 2, 2008 | 10:58 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

i think england's a whiles away. =C


Sep. 1, 2008 | 5:38 PM cheesecamp says:

OMG SO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!! <3
shes much more playful than any kitty I ever had.
I have 3 =P

Sep. 2, 2008 | 10:59 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

She's about three weeks old. Lots of vim.


Sep. 2, 2008 | 6:02 PM lilcheeselad says:

ITS SO CUTE <3

Sep. 2, 2008 | 10:11 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

i noes.


Sep. 3, 2008 | 12:47 AM ShadowMan1187 says:

Woah! I remember when my cat had four kittens,
it was funny cuz their heads were bigger then their bodies,
so they would walk strait xD
Cute kittttyyy =]

Sep. 3, 2008 | 9:09 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

she has a tiny little neck. i dunno how she can just keep it up without it falling off.


Sep. 3, 2008 | 4:04 PM hiii111 says:

Well. i had a 8 year old cat named " Mille " it's a danish name i think.
but since we moved to " Sjælland " a place which takes 2 hours to get to by car.
and they talk a little differnt there not much.. we live in " Sjælland " now because my mammarh got a new boyfriend.

we planed to let our cat get to Sjælland.. but then after like 4 days. she was gone..
we dunno how she leaved the place but she did..

she's probably death now..
we got a female dog named Molly, she's black colourd and friendly..

About Meryl: Congrantulissions.

hope you understood my shitty grammar.

Sep. 4, 2008 | 3:11 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

tl;dr


Sep. 4, 2008 | 7:31 AM Nuttro says:

My cats name is bella, she has a loud meow, it makes me mad, i go cut myself cause it makes me sad

Sep. 4, 2008 | 3:11 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

i cut myself when the kitchen sink leaks. drip drip drip... *cuts*


Sep. 6, 2008 | 10:34 AM Johannesson says:

I has 9 Cats, beat that!

Sep. 6, 2008 | 11:43 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

thats 81 lives


Sep. 6, 2008 | 2:48 PM toxicdevil93 says:

I haz 2 dogs

Sep. 6, 2008 | 11:43 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

that 2 lives


Sep. 7, 2008 | 2:28 PM At7Commando says:

My cat is annoying cuz he is always hungry and meows when he is.....he might as well be like my dog..barking every night >_<

Sep. 7, 2008 | 5:27 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

Meryl has the most pathetic meow. It's all crackly and high-pitched. I wanna cry when I hear it, but my testicles tell me not to.


Sep. 8, 2008 | 12:21 PM krumpingkatie says:

My hamster snores.

Sep. 8, 2008 | 3:55 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

get ur dick out of his mouth.


Sep. 8, 2008 | 1:20 PM 455H0L3 says:

i haz a dawg

Sep. 8, 2008 | 3:55 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

dogs are beastly.


Sep. 9, 2008 | 10:50 AM krumpingkatie says:

Its a girl. And it pwns your cat.

Sep. 9, 2008 | 6:06 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

my cat doesnt suck dik. lol


Sep. 9, 2008 | 5:32 PM TehEliminator says:

What are you going to submit in Madness Day?

Sep. 9, 2008 | 6:06 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

sperm into NGs asshole


Sep. 9, 2008 | 10:18 PM coolerythanyou says:

Snorlax is a gigantic Pokémon with a huge body somewhat in%uFEFF the shape of a bear. Snorlax has been said to weigh over 1/2 of a ton on the Pokémon cards. and a face with pointed ears that resemble a cat. It has a large off white colored belly with the rest of its skin being either dark or bright blue. Snorlax is a very lazy creature which sleeps almost constantly one of the few reason it will wake up is to eat. Having an enormous appetite, it will devour almost anything, even moldy and rotten food.

Sep. 10, 2008 | 3:15 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

that's meryl


Sep. 12, 2008 | 4:10 PM DriftLV1 says:

MIE KETY ISH BAED

Sep. 12, 2008 | 5:34 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

hey little kitty what is with all the fight
little biddy kitty wanna bite bite bite


Sep. 12, 2008 | 5:40 PM krumpingkatie says:

R u gna unbluk me or wut

Sep. 15, 2008 | 5:26 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

i do habeeb i did


Sep. 12, 2008 | 6:58 PM rorychally says:

my heart just melted

Sep. 15, 2008 | 5:27 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

so did my chocolate bar. fuk


Sep. 13, 2008 | 11:44 AM ATOMICCLOUD says:

Oh yeah, by the way, i'm not lazy, i just chose to be individual instead of doing loads of Madness clones.

Sep. 15, 2008 | 5:27 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

im sorry, who are you?


Sep. 13, 2008 | 1:47 PM nggangsterpimp says:

aww its sooo cute. is it male or female? my mom never liked having our cat either so our cat stays at our grandpas house.

Sep. 15, 2008 | 5:27 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

female


Sep. 14, 2008 | 4:59 PM STeeLRaTnl says:

it's full of life. sweet i like it.

Sep. 15, 2008 | 5:28 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

so is steamy sex.


Sep. 14, 2008 | 5:36 PM captainchaos03 says:

I'm gonna steal your kitten. Then me and him can be partners in crime.

Sep. 15, 2008 | 5:28 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

the cat will steal you first.


Sep. 16, 2008 | 4:08 PM DriftLV1 says:

I am posting on your page because I have nothing better to do.

Cockhair

Sep. 18, 2008 | 4:59 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

i do that sometimes


Sep. 16, 2008 | 4:08 PM ATOMICCLOUD says:

I'm the guy who tweens Madness.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 5:00 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

engan?


Sep. 16, 2008 | 4:19 PM hiii111 says:

I love cats.. when they get old their all fat and fucking boring wtf.

like " mille " when she got old she was unfunny and not retarded. she never wanted to play with me:(

at least my brother got a kitten which is just as cute as Meryl.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 5:00 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

kittens are pains in the ass. however, ill miss it when shes an old, lazy bitch


Sep. 17, 2008 | 9:48 AM DJTrickyM says:

You should of gone for Theodorus Maximus IV..

Sep. 18, 2008 | 5:00 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

shes a betch, u betch


Sep. 17, 2008 | 9:20 PM Crazymonkey154 says:

Is that you playing with the cat?

Sep. 18, 2008 | 5:01 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

ye.


Sep. 17, 2008 | 9:22 PM Crazymonkey154 says:

I have a cat as well. He can make a really good substitute for an alarm clock.

Sep. 18, 2008 | 5:02 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

oh, i know that whole episode.

5:30 in the morning: MOTHERFUCKER! YOU BUMPED ME IN THE FACE!


Sep. 18, 2008 | 12:11 PM JayMan121 says:

I have 2 cats... The first one is 3 years, the second one 1 year... They are both playful... Maybe im gonna get a dog, if my mom lets me... Hope you take care of your new kitten :D

Sep. 18, 2008 | 5:02 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

ill try. shes always in trouble.


Sep. 18, 2008 | 11:19 PM watzittooya says:

I wish I would have made something for madnessday, maybe i'll wip something together. =3

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:38 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

how do you whip up something together?


Sep. 19, 2008 | 2:36 AM NewgroundsDummie says:

Aww, its cute :D

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:38 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

:3333


Sep. 19, 2008 | 3:34 PM wrenchmasterclank15 says:

Awww your cat's pretty cute there! ^_^

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:38 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

Yeah, she's getting fat now. XD


Sep. 19, 2008 | 6:07 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

: /

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:38 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

: \


Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:30 PM DriftLV1 says:

khif

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:39 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

assff


Sep. 20, 2008 | 9:00 AM MeLucky says:

TELL YOUR CAT SHE OR HE CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!1

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:36 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

can i text her?


Sep. 20, 2008 | 9:01 AM MeLucky says:

You should've claled the cat Niggouerpants though.

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:40 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

im regretting meryl.


Sep. 20, 2008 | 10:20 AM Johannesson says:

Kitty kitty meow meow..... :3=Kitty, kitty=meow :3. :3 meow is kitty and meow is kitty.. kitty kitty spam meow.. Milk meat cat food.. :3 meow moar Madness.. milk is awzum.. Fffffffffffffffff-
Uck, i need to grow up...


Sep. 20, 2008 | 6:22 PM STeeLRaTnl says:

im fucking bored give me a new found sensation

Take it take it take it Take it!!!!!

TAKE ALL THE PILLS ILL DO ANYTHING TO SET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

I CANT GO ON GIVE ME ANYTHING TO SET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:36 AM Alpha-Nuva responds:

pills


Sep. 21, 2008 | 3:34 PM STeeLRaTnl says:

ksry anyway yeah, nigrpants

Sep. 23, 2008 | 3:13 PM Alpha-Nuva responds:

i dunno what to say

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