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Let's strike a deal, shall we?

Posted by Alpha-Nuva - May 4th, 2008


Well, I noticed that I have reached an all-time high in regards to the post count on my last blog page, so I've decided to make an amendment.

I shall produce one screenie, once a certain post goal is reached. However, if there is any pattern in posting (double/ triple/ quadruple/ etc posts, alternated posting, same people posting) I shall not count them.

The next goal is 80 posts. Also, the sniper below is ready.

Let's strike a deal, shall we?


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Woah, the 3d view of the sniper looks kick-ass. Also first post, yay.

I wish I could've gotten a better view. The dudes head keeps covering it.

Good idea.

The sniper or the allowance?

uh huh...good...

Please elaborate.

That looks sexy.
Also it r Ducky

No, that's Ferretypie, actually.

Hey betty, get off newgrounds now you camelfucking, dicktickling anuslover.
Also, that isnt an offer, its an order.

Let him alone. He's mad lol.

Hey man cool sniper is the number 0 for kills?

Yes. 0 kills so far. D=

oook... good! but but... meeh, nothing!

What are you hiding?

I love you

pledge your love by sticking your dick in an oven, chewing approximately 1/4 of it, and sending the charred remains to a relative.

once u figure out this is a waste of time, please alert me.

this, is my PEE PEE PLACE!
cool sniper though.. and a huggeeee 0?!!!? noo??

0 kills, mah nigga.

How long did it take you to make that kinda view of the sniper :o

3 days.

Wow... im like FFFFFF!!!!

I know. People flock to screenies like flies to rotten meat.

Wow, three days to make that view?
You are really good at making stuff.
I want to know how you got so good when you first started?

Skills. I'm just good at drawing first of all, and it's kind of easy to trajectorize animated symbols.

the all new super-fantastic REDNESS PRECISION!!!1! 25 % COMPLETED, BUT STILL, NOT ONE FUCKING KILL YET
serously now

I'mma start the kills soon. I have a little ways to go and I need Tomfitz's music.

THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME!

the effort to put your dad's sperm inside your mom's egg was a waste of time.

That looks awesome. And will r2 take place during night only? just checkin :3

Well, really a meteor blocked out the sun to kill off the Earthlings. Then, the crafty Martians will come in for the final blow and nuke Earth. So, there's actually no such thing as day or night anymore, since no one has the balls or motivation to find out. However, if Murder Inc. is blown into any dimensions except the 13th, the 75th, the 3.141592687th, or the 1011a or 1011b dimensions, we will develop a cyborg who has enough balls to tell.

If I said 'I love you' would you tell me to put my dick in the oven? Cause i can't :( And I will not burn off one of my boobs for you either. Gosh.

Hurry up and turn that 0 into a stylish 12,712,829 plz. Kthx.

You don't necessarily have to BURN them to please me.

Cool.
Hope you can reach 80. My best is only 68 :(

Keeping them hungry is the key.

wooohoo down the barrel view, why are there squares there?

I don't believe I can make out what you mean, sirrah.

how many percent you have make?

more than 33%.

Do you think the sequal will get a trophy? :o

i hoap

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